Reasons not to mess with a Child…

Luke 18:17 “Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child shall in no wise enter therein.

II Tim 3:15 “And that from a babe thou hast known the sacred writings which are able to make thee wise unto salvation through faith which is in Christ Jesus.” 

Reasons not to mess with a Child:

1) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very
small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get
to heaven I will ask Jonah”. The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to
hell?” The little girl replied, “Then someone else will have to ask
him”.  I John 5:13 ” These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that you may know that ye have eternal life, and that you may believe on the name of the Son of God

2) A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each
child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently,
she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”
The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl
replied, “They will in a minute.”

3) A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy
Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches
us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,
“Thou shall not kill.”

4) One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has
several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette
head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of
your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you
do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns
white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and
then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

5) The children were lined up in the cafeteria of an elementary school
for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. A note
was posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving
further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large
pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all
you want. God is watching the apples.

 Luke 18:17 “Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child shall in no wise enter therein.

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