Romans 6:23a “For the wages of sin is death…”
Important Recall Notice!
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all
units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to
the serious defect in the primary and central component
of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original
prototype unit’s code named Adam and Eve, resulting in
the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed,
‘Sub sequential Internal Non-Morality,’ or more commonly
known as S-I-N, as it is primarily symptomized by loss
of moral judgment. Some other symptoms:
(a) Loss of direction
(b) Foul vocal emissions
(c) Amnesia of origin
(d) Lack of peace and joy
(e) Selfish, or violent, behavior
(f) Depression or confusion in the mental component
The manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault
for this defect, providing factory authorized repair
and service, free of charge to correct this SIN defect.
The number to call for the recall station in your
area is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your
burden of SIN by pressing A-C-C-E-P-T J-E-S-U-S A-S S-A-V-I-O-R.
That will download J-E-S-U-S into your life.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, the
JESUS repair will replace it with:
Please see operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for
further details on the use of these fixes.
Continuing to operate the human unit without
correction, voids the manufacturer’s warranty,
exposing owner to dangers and problems too numerous to
list and will result in the human unit being permanently
impounded. For free emergency service, call on J-E-S-U-S.
The human units not acknowledging and accepting this recall action will have to be scraped in the furnace. The SIN defect must not enter heaven or else heaven will be infected.
Authorized by: The Creator.
I John 1:9 “If we confess our sins He is faithful and just
to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.”
And, the rewards are out of this world……….